Category Archives: Men

Well, Fuck my Life.

Posted on 4. Jul 2020 by life_of_tine

The last one-two months have not been kind to me. Four bouts of kidney stones. 2 resulting in some rather juicy injections. A free buzz, courtesy of the government. 3-three- times, I have managed to drop/capsize(that’s the boaty in me) … Continue reading →

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Vane? Egenskap? Fetisj?

Posted on 3. Jun 2020 by life_of_tine

Etter ett ekteskap, noen småforelskelser og et par som jeg trodde kanskje kunne være den store kjærligheten har jeg oppdaget et mønster. Jeg faller for lærer-figurer. Aldri skolelærerer, nei nei. Og ikje autoritetsfigurer heller. Jeg liker ikje at noen skal … Continue reading →

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Damned if you do

Posted on 3. Jun 2020 by life_of_tine

Damned if you don’t. Some of you may recall some dating tips given to me by some men. One of which was: don’t tell a guy you’re looking for sex. That apparently was a major turn-off. So now there’s this … Continue reading →

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Habit? Trait? Fetish?

Posted on 29. May 2020 by life_of_tine

After a couple of crushes, a marriage, and what I thought might have been infatuations, I have seen a common denominator in all these “relationships”. I fall for teacher figures. Not authority figures – I really don’t like being bossed … Continue reading →

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A shocking insight into the mind

Posted on 24. Apr 2020 by life_of_tine

So, a group of us sat around chatting. About boats, neighbours, the harbourmaster and what have you. The topic turns to relationships and marriage and sex. My opinion was that a, serious, relationship is just as binding as a marriage. … Continue reading →

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… I’m a man

Posted on 23. Apr 2020 by life_of_tine

Watching TV with a neighbour, he gets up to switch shows. He: farts. Me: eeeew, really??!! Him: it’s my boat, you can’t smell it anyway, also: I’m a man Same situasjon, but with a burp. Why the big reaction when … Continue reading →

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Alcoholic?

Posted on 8. Nov 2019 by life_of_tine

After a chat with a neighbour, that got me so, so down… and a long and uneventful evening at work, I decided I would go home and get drunk. On my own. Solo. Made sure I had everything I needed … Continue reading →

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Too good to be true, part one

Posted on 14. Oct 2019 by life_of_tine

2 cases of this lately. 1. Tinder match The handsomest man Seemed very well off, not that that is a deal breaker, said all the right things. Strung me along nicely. “Good morning, honey. Wish you were here with me.” … Continue reading →

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Business or pleasure?

Posted on 1. Oct 2019 by life_of_tine

So. Word of warning. This post contains thoughts about my lady bits. Let me see… I really have to think about the last time my bits were used for utter, mindblowing, rock-my-world, toe-curling pleasure. I honestly think it’s closer to … Continue reading →

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“How to find a man”

Posted on 27. Sep 2019 by life_of_tine

Advice on dating, given to me by a man or 2: * Go to a bar, sit down at the bar, order a drink and smile. (I can’t just sit there by myself and grin like the fucking Cheshire Cat, … Continue reading →

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